From the 3DCG anime series with a needlessly impressive staff line-up, 'wooser's hand-to-mouth life' comes a ballpoint pen featuring recordings of wooser's voice!
You simply need to press the wooser on the top of the pen, and he'll shout out one of his famous lines! Everyone will think he's adorable when they see the pen, but they might think otherwise once they hear what he has to say!
The A-type features the following three different lines, which play randomly:
"My name is wooser. I have no interest in things like love and justice!"
"Well then, I guess it's time to complain. ...I'm so hopeless."
"Okay, let's just settle this with money, shall we?"